My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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