apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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