At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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