im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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