Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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