love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Duck Duck Cougar?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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