Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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