Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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