the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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