wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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