he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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