god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Terrible idea I love it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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