Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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