Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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