This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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