angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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