So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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