don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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