Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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