The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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