my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Randomize
