is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
