Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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