I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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