I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
