I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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