Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
