So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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