yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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