dude i'm inner monologue high
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
