You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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