I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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