Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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