new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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