He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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