We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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