You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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