Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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