Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
