I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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