all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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