Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Randomize
