No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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