Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize