You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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