Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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