Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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