it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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