That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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