I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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