When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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