I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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