she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
