Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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