Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Randomize
