would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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