Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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