So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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