You did not just play the dead husband card again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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